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First of all I would like to thank you for visiting my site full of funny birthday wishes!
I hope that you will like this large collection of the most funniest birthday wishes that you can find on the internet...
You can easely scroll down the page untill you find the funny birthday wish that you like, then just click on the title of it and feel free to share! The button to share will be just underneath the funny birthday wish that you like.

Have fun!

Funny birthday wishes; birthday today

Tomorrow is still a mystery.
Yesterday is already history.
And today it is your BIRTHDAY!

Funny birthday wishes; old fart

A few years ago you were young and smart,
but know you are becoming an old fart...
Happy birthday!

Funny birthday wishes; next year

Don't worry about your age,
you will be older next year...
Happy birthday!

Funny birthday wishes; money

With the money in this card,
you can buy ya something...
But just don't forget;
it ain't enough to live like a King...

Funny birthday wishes; forget

Forget the fact that you are aging,
and let us start celebrating!
Happy birthday!

Funny birthday wishes; birthdays are

Birthdays are just finger posts on the road of getting old...

Funny birthday wishes; seriously

Your birthday is too important to be taken seriously,
so let us celebrate it like crazy!
Happy birthday!

Funny birthday wishes; belated

I was searching for the perfect way for wishing you a happy birthday,
that I totally lost track of time...
So now I need to wish you a happy belated birthday,
don't say that I didn't try...

Funny birthday wishes; perfect gift

I couldn't choose between all those cool gifts,
so I didn't bought you anything...
But just by being here with you and giving you a lot of attention,
I most be the most perfect gift there is!
Enjoy your birthday!

Funny birthday wishes; getting old

It's not because you don't want to become older,
that we can't celebrate your birthday...
Happy birthday!

Funny birthday wishes; like me

Friends will always make you remember your age,
but nobody rubs it in like I do...
Happy birthday!

Funny birthday wishes; best friends

Happy birthday my best friend!
I will always be there for you,
unless we would jump out of a plane with just one parachute.
Then I will miss you!

Funny birthday wishes; birthday wishes

Always take your birthday wishes with a grain of salt,
some lemon and a bottle of tequila...

Funny birthday wishes; love you

At your birthday party,
everybody loves you!
After your birthday party,
everybody hates you!

Funny birthday wishes; I go

Wherever I go, people celebrate my birthday.
Whenever you go, people celebrate your birthday...